• Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    2·
    7 hours ago

    That bandaid is FAR too clean, and it’s sticking to both sides of the crack.

    Toss some shit on it, sewage water, and rip it a bit and it’ll be more accurate. And make sure blood is gushing from the crack, otherwise someone will be able to claim they actually did something.

    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      2·
      4 hours ago

      Politicians think bandages are socialism so the vast majority of politicians are anti-bandage and will actively advocate for anti-bandage policies.

  • mika june [she|her]@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    3·
    10 hours ago

    depends on the problem. anything to benefit the poor/working class: wet bandage; transferring public wealth into private hands: “is one cement mixer really enough?”.