The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoBe preparedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1526
arrow-up1526imageBe preparedlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squareBurgerBaron@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 hours agoThat was oddly specific AND relatable.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoAre you free to mow my lawn? No fireworks and naps are encouraged.
minus-squareimadethis@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoI would mow your lawn. You do keep it trimmed though, right?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-233 minutes agoRight now it looks like someone combed it.
That was oddly specific AND relatable.
I have many talents.
Are you free to mow my lawn? No fireworks and naps are encouraged.
I would mow your lawn. You do keep it trimmed though, right?
Right now it looks like someone combed it.