• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    The USA is self reliant on oil

    Don’t you guys import most of your crude from us up in Canada? The country you fucks keep pissing off?

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      We don’t import from Canada. We import from ALBERTA with whom we have a great relationship with and from my understanding the CIA is actively making sure secedes from Canada to become the 51st state ✌️✌️✌️

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          It’s called 20D Chess. Our AI already games out all possibilities and we have our future planned out while every other country is just trying to figure out what is happening. The might of the USA always astonished me, now with AI we are undefeatable!

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            I appreciate this trolling, I really do. It’s the perfect ratio of rage bait to self-depreciating humor. Just remember all Lemmings have autism and at some point enraging them/us toe the line between delicious fun and callous cruelty.