• PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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        22 days ago

        New from Balco, the Balco Cow! Need a cow for milk or meat but live in a pesky apartment? Balco has solved your problems! The Balco Cow is a 1/3-sized adult cow that won’t stress your apartment’s balcony like a full-sized cow would. Now you can have your milk and cheese or if it’s l’il Bessie’s time some steak fajitas!

        Call Balco today!!!

        Hay not included.