𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoBroomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1637
arrow-up1637imageBroomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?lemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-210 days agoI can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum. Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
minus-squarewizardfrag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 days agoIf the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoThe saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.