mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agoImagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀lemmy.caimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1126
arrow-up1126imageImagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀lemmy.camysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoIt’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·24 days agoIs that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·24 days agoEither way sounds like a headache.
It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
Either way sounds like a headache.