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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Why don't ghosts bother to cross the road?

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Why don't ghosts bother to cross the road?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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Because they’re already on the other side.

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Also, ghosts don’t cross by themselves.

Why?

…because the cross is always placed by those who weren’t ghosts yet.

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