This isn’t a swashbuckling pirate, this is your Uncle Jim who worked a gig at some kid’s vaguely pirate-themed birthday party
There’s not a single arrg bone in this guy’s body. He’s more of a “how’re ya doin’ kids, it’s me, the pirrrrate” kind of guy, you know?
Like, this dude just does NOT have the energy nor the strength to fire a cannon. You really think HE’S gonna take on a kraken? Nah, dude’s never even seen a seagull
You know where this dude lives? Probably some town in Iowa, near a Cracker Barrel
It’s in his eyes. I can tell
They changed the ingredients too, tastes awful now. I’m not sure why they did a visual rebrand at the same time.
I’ve heard the way back original creator is making a similar line of snacks but I haven’t tried those yet.
I thought that was just me! Yeah I tried a couple of pieces and it literally tasted like the yellow Capn Crunch piece, but unsweetened and dusted in cheese
I liked it better when it was just popcorn tbh