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minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 days agoMy husband’s immediate response: “what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?” spoiler It’s extra funny because he didn’t care about how much of a ho I was.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-22 days agoHaha, your husband sounds like my husband:
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYa gotta keep upping the ante till they break. That’s the game.
minus-squarekey95@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoNah, he cares, it’s the reason he married you. Who wants a noob? That’s only interesting to religious nutjobs and pedos.
My husband’s immediate response: “what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?”
spoiler
It’s extra funny because he didn’t care about how much of a ho I was.
Haha, your husband sounds like my husband:
Children?
Ya gotta keep upping the ante till they break. That’s the game.
Nah, he cares, it’s the reason he married you. Who wants a noob? That’s only interesting to religious nutjobs and pedos.