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minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up125·3 days agoIf your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up96·3 days agoI won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 days agoAt the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoSalesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoYeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 days agoI recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™* * May require multiple flushes
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoMaybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
minus-squareStabbingSky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoThey’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoCremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
minus-squarehuman@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoAnd you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
minus-squareBreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI love it when she lets me use the joke hole
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Need at least 3 cpf
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Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I love it when she lets me use the joke hole