Can confirm, sucking dick definitely makes me feel younger :3
horns are so cute… i want some, inconvenience be damned.
There are implants available, they are on the small side tho
well, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that human horns are real, and they aren’t particularly inconvenient. The bad news? welllll they kinda look incredibly lame, unless you’re really into the Hellboy look.
no normal hats work and also washing or brushing hair would get weird also now you have to avoid poking things or people
never have to wear a normal hat again, unique methods of hair care, poking things or people at will? im only hearing upsides here.
regular humans are already good at poking things intentionally, i meant untinentionally
there are no hard hats with cutouts for horns so you can’t be ever a certified forklift driver…
You’d probably rip a lot of clothing accidentally
Felatrices are a blessing upon this world
Thank you 🙏🩷
My gf will be forever young




