My life is in your hands Lemmy
Blow up the mooooon!!!
Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.
Make some paper.
The urge to say the thing I’m sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don’t do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it’s the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.
Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds
25 pushups before the end of the day
My life is in your hands Lemmy
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
I’m honestly surprised that it’s been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.
Touch grass
Get some chocolate cookies
Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.
No music, no background videos
Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity
If you need a theme, how about “cozy”?
Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.
Tell a loved one how much they mean to you
Take out JFK
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .Is everyone confusing JFK with RFK, or am I missing something?
Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live
