Lmao. It’s so random
Try and feed Cornelius without seeing him and you’ll probably touch him by accident. Guy knows his business.
What would you feed him? I’d give him a carrot and pat his head as he eats it like A horse would
But $18! Is more than $20.
That’s how they get you. They prey on people who don’t understand math.
He’s at the Maples Center this Sunday
Touching Cornelius seems like an incredible deal. Count me in!
I kinda want to feed him a carrot
A big can of lentils
Most overzealous NSFW tag I’ve ever seen on Lemmy and that’s fucking SAYING something 😮💨
Errrr…what? Why? Who? But…WHAT?
Cornelius… man. Come on!
But…but…i don’t want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now…
All you’ve seen is a picture of a picture of Cornelius. Is not $15 a small price to pay to see the genuine article?
Hmmm…I’d wait for a discount though. Maybe see and touch for 50% off as a combo deal?
