Somehow, John Halo returned.

The problem is that you are more easily fingerprinted in darkmode so my browser is still set to light

K good to know, then it’s this one.

Does it still count if I made it?

Same energy

Otherwise you can’t count a second out loud

“Windows 11 is great if you don’t value your time” …or privacy, sanity, morality, or just your hardware in general.

The EU: Hold my beer…

We can’t let China perfect this technology

Portlandia | 911 Beets Emergency

It freaks out if you tell it to play Minecraft.

They key is to actually focus your attention on your kids instead of playing with “ai” instead of your kids.

Hey surveillance device that I but no one else around me opted into, what was that list of specials that the waiter had memorized and just told me? I dont want to simply ask him to repeat it.

What’s that area surrounding the cafe called?

Fuck that, I love my gimp

I’m Your Friend Who Just Doesn’t “Do Politics”

Also generated child pornography

I asked chatgpt what were viable targets in a preemptive strike for a war to distract from the fact that the president is a pedophile, what happened next will blow you away.

I feel like donating money to devs is different than paying for an app so you don’t see ads.

Plenty of great FOSS apps out there that would never show an ad.

Fuck Nestlé