ZeroCool@piefed.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoHe saved the world.i.ibb.coimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up137
arrow-up137imageHe saved the world.i.ibb.coZeroCool@piefed.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareAHemlocksLie@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up84·3 days agoIt ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
minus-squareZeroCool@piefed.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·3 days agoYeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days ago“When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”
minus-squareFrChazzz@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWith this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.
minus-squarezeejoo@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoThat’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.
It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
“When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”
With this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.
Hack the planet!
And salute your shorts!
That’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.