And the depleted aquifers wept so you don’t have to turn on your tv to check on your dumbass shows…
Cogsucker. Drop the LLMs.
To be fair, everyone in /c/Selfhosted sounds like this when they explain their homelab.
Me: “I just have this docker panel hosting all these game servers. It’s nice to not have to pay for a VPS.”
“Oh and also all of the pirated media is stored over here…”It’s half the fun of the damn thing. If I can coherently explain what I’m trying to do in the lab, I’m not enjoying myself.
"Look, it’s simple. I’ve got PiHole running my DNS service from a Podman container on a Raspbian VM hosted on ProxMox running bare-metal on a 10-year-old laptop with a broken screen. The laptop is my service host but it doesn’t have much storage, so I have a desktop built around an old AM3 motherboard with a stack of random old hard drives running TrueNAS as a file server, which everything else uses as a NAS. The laptop only has one ethernet port, so I’ve got a PCIe network card in the desktop so it can also run OPNSense, which provides routing and firewall for everything else on the network. That’s also connected to a Ubiquiti POE switch with two WAPs to provide WiFi.
See? simple. But I forgot to give the guest VLAN trunk access, and I forgot my login for OPNSense, and to fix it I’d have to reset it and then reconfigure all the network addressing, so that’s why your phone can’t get to the internet on my WiFi."
Lol.
Self host bit/vault warden on a broken cell phone so you don’t forget you PW next time.
Or, just get a crayon and write it on broken laptop screen. Easy!
I forgot which thread this was and was about to help with your phone issue 😁
So you are a cattle sucking corporate tech lords dick? 1
fuck ai
Cogsuckers be like “I am a real programmer”
If you’re a real programmer and you’re still typing code by hand in 2026 wtf are you even doing
…your job?
Your job won’t keep you around for much longer if you don’t realize you can do 50x the work your currently doing with agentic engineering … just saying
Look, giving you a report about your series without leaking any spoilers is a hard job for LLMs. The setup perfectly justified.
