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Mandarbmax@r1b.it to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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Mandarbmax@r1b.it to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    I expect to live long enough to see “smart” toilet paper that wants you to rate your wipe.

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      Really very shitty, 5 stars

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      I hate when they change the UI with every release

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      It’s the one product that gets the same review high or low. “Would smear with shit again.”

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      Let alone, “smart” toilet paper that starts charging you more and more while you’re sitting on the can and needing to wipe…

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        2040: Supreme Court upholds industry assertion that users don’t “own” their TP. Nation’s capital braces for planned Million Butt March.

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