Totally still cis :3
This doesn’t apply to me, buuut…I kinda get it
Y’know I do always think back to how instantly, despite no attraction to men, I wanted an option to shack Link up with the dad in Breath of the Wild who was doing such a good job of taking care of his kids after his wife died
Bad news y’all, I’ve been suffering with different sex attraction. My homosexuality accountability partner fell for a straight dude and now I’m straightguy-curious.
I keep watching Hallmark movies and thinking about men with wiry forearms and union jobs, I don’t understand what’s going on. 🫨
The male urge to transition together with bro and become cute lesbians.
through and through gay
I don’t get it.
Then try it. Live it. Embrace it.
Yeah but I still don’t understand. Is it saying male fathers don’t support their wife and children?
It’s basically a no homo joke
The “the cis male urge to…” shit post has the premise that OP is a person who is comfortable imagining themselves in activities that most people would say are very transfem, realizing that fact, but still confidently asserting their cis maleness. The humor comes from the audience’s assumption that OP will very soon be identifying themselves as transfem. This is a form of dramatic irony; chat knows something that OP does not.
Related shitpost types are “… still cis though”, which supposes that OP has done something irl that most people would interpret as being very trans, and “the straight urge to…”, in which the denied characteristic is that of queerness.
Post titles on this board end in rule. Thus, “the cis male urge to be in a committed lesbian relationship rule”.
One could interpret your post as a metajoke, where the premise is that OP is pretending to have “the cis male urge to … make it about himself”, in which case, well played comrade.





