MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1186
arrow-up1186imageMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldMeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·6 days agoThis is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoThat’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoDo you use your fingers or a fork?
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoMounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment. Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoFinger is for fun, I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
This is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
Do you use your fingers or a fork?
Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.
Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.
Finger is for fun,
I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
as above, so below
As within, so without
Reminds me of the monkey joke