OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYour Biggest Fan, This Is Stanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1475
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minus-squareA_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cllinkfedilinkarrow-up87·2 days agoGroceries can’t be subsidized by stealing your data.
minus-squarebuttmasterflex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days ago“Rewards” programs? That’s OG data collection on customer shopping habits.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 days agoBag of Doritos would like access to your contacts.
minus-squareRaccoonBall@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoShare your contacts to unlock Cool Ranch? Yes No, I prefer the unflavored experience
minus-squareAneb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoWhat’s next, my cheese asking to detect nearby devices?
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoNFChese, one slice connects to every device!
minus-squareHabahnow@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoNew toilet paper with microphone attached!
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoAs long as it turns red when you’re done wiping…
Groceries can’t be subsidized by stealing your data.
“Rewards” programs? That’s OG data collection on customer shopping habits.
Hey now, don’t give them ideas.
Nanomachines, son
Bag of Doritos would like access to your contacts.
Share your contacts to unlock Cool Ranch?
Yes
No, I prefer the unflavored experience
DRINK VERIFICATION CAN
What’s next, my cheese asking to detect nearby devices?
NFChese, one slice connects to every device!
Not with that attitude!
New toilet paper with microphone attached!
As long as it turns red when you’re done wiping…