return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoDoorDash to buy Instacart for $17 billion in big consolidation for grocery deliveryabcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1290cross-posted to: usa@midwest.social
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minus-squareschipelblorp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up191·edit-22 days agoYay! Higher fees for customers and businesses, lower wages for workers, more profit for corporations! The system works!
minus-squareBuckFutter@timeyak.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·2 days agoYou feeling that trickle down too? Tastes like gatorade lol.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 days agoWhy’s it smell like sewage?
minus-squareBuckFutter@timeyak.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoIngredients: 100% Concentrated Billionaire’s piss
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoPretty sure there’s some shit in there too…
minus-squareBuckFutter@timeyak.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoRevised Ingredients: 100% Concentrated Billionaire’s piss Ingredients: 99.9% Concentrated Billionaire’s piss 0.01% Fecal matter and fecal matter derivatives
minus-squareBoo! Haunted House!@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou forgot microplastics
minus-squareBuckFutter@timeyak.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoLol, I did, look Im not the FDA, okay lol
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoHoly shit just the maneurisms in that movie would make it impossible to get anything in one take without laughing. They did so well.
minus-squareBuckFutter@timeyak.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIts a hilarious scene lol. So many others too
minus-squareschipelblorp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoYeah, that guy on the right is barely keeping it together; can barely get through a 3-second meme.
Yay! Higher fees for customers and businesses, lower wages for workers, more profit for corporations! The system works!
You feeling that trickle down too? Tastes like gatorade lol.
Why’s it smell like sewage?
Ingredients: 100% Concentrated Billionaire’s piss
Pretty sure there’s some shit in there too…
Revised
Ingredients: 100% Concentrated Billionaire’s pissIngredients:
99.9% Concentrated Billionaire’s piss
0.01% Fecal matter and fecal matter derivatives
You forgot microplastics
Lol, I did, look Im not the FDA, okay lol
Yeah, shit, why?
Its got electrolytes!
Holy shit just the maneurisms in that movie would make it impossible to get anything in one take without laughing.
They did so well.
Its a hilarious scene lol. So many others too
Yeah, that guy on the right is barely keeping it together; can barely get through a 3-second meme.