Funny how the Fediverse suddenly and completely understands the second ammendment when it’s applied to something they actually know and care about.

We’re gonna need you to undergo a background check before you’re allowed to purchase that military-grade hardware to make sure you’re not a convicted hacker. Also, there’s a mandatory 72-hour “cooling off” period. Oh, and you can only have up to 8 GB, any more than that and it’s an “assault computer” which is only good for hacking and encrypting child porn.

Just some common sense RAM control for the greater good.

Don’t multi-thread on me