Habibi, do not worry. They take care of everything and I even came away with a free set of buttplugs! A true white glove experience! (Well they were white at the start anyway…)
I told my wife islam is really pro feminist, so we’re converting from atheism. At least that’s what the Muslim women say on interviews while they’re completely covered and they all seem to have a nervous tick where they look off stage anytime they talk.
She seems to think it’s not true! Sounds like she needs her first lesson in Islam.
I’m not so sure. I think they might need Americans to come civilize their countries by bombing their families and killing their children. Sure, some women will be killed in the process, but it’s all in the name of feminism. And yeah, we might take some oil and resources while we’re there, but surely we deserve a bit of compensation for carrying on the White Man’s Burden.
I have already reported to the local mosque so we can implement the mandatory sharia law
Do we get the mandatory pediatric bottom surgeries at the Sharia mosque, or just file the paperwork there?
Habibi, do not worry. They take care of everything and I even came away with a free set of buttplugs! A true white glove experience! (Well they were white at the start anyway…)
I told my wife islam is really pro feminist, so we’re converting from atheism. At least that’s what the Muslim women say on interviews while they’re completely covered and they all seem to have a nervous tick where they look off stage anytime they talk.
She seems to think it’s not true! Sounds like she needs her first lesson in Islam.
I’m not so sure. I think they might need Americans to come civilize their countries by bombing their families and killing their children. Sure, some women will be killed in the process, but it’s all in the name of feminism. And yeah, we might take some oil and resources while we’re there, but surely we deserve a bit of compensation for carrying on the White Man’s Burden.