I nod at anchovy man from across the room in respect at his principled stance but he notices there’s pineapple on my pizza (not even ham along with it) and he walks over to call me a pervert to my face. The fish stink on him knocks me out and i have to eat my pizza the next day as leftovers, at home. another win for anchovies.
You don’t understand roleplaying, one doesn’t get to choose how people react. You aren’t the dungeon master. Nobody is, in real life. That’s partially why being weird is so fun.
I nod at anchovy man from across the room in respect at his principled stance but he notices there’s pineapple on my pizza (not even ham along with it) and he walks over to call me a pervert to my face. The fish stink on him knocks me out and i have to eat my pizza the next day as leftovers, at home. another win for anchovies.
You don’t understand roleplaying, one doesn’t get to choose how people react. You aren’t the dungeon master. Nobody is, in real life. That’s partially why being weird is so fun.
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