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minus-squareNoxAstrum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·5 days agoI guarantee it does not have a robot that can do all my chores for me.
minus-squareCrimeIsLegalNow@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up40·5 days agoTrue, the subscription pays for some Actually Indian dude to pilot it.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days agoIf they sold a version that let me pilot my own robot id probably buy one. Or two and have them fight!
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 days agoIf you are afraid that it won’t wank you off I had the same worry. I contacted the manufacturer and wanking is def on the table.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoThe table is amateur hour. I want to be wanked on the sex swing. Can it accommodate?
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoIt will literally finger-blast your anus without yiu asking. Yea… I think we can swing a sex swing.
minus-squareFatVegan@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoMan, renting one seems actually fun. I would send it on the roof to clean shingles and send it up trees. My basement flooded, good luck down there
I guarantee it does not have a robot that can do all my chores for me.
True, the subscription pays for some Actually Indian dude to pilot it.
If they sold a version that let me pilot my own robot id probably buy one. Or two and have them fight!
hacker kits would be out so quick
If you are afraid that it won’t wank you off I had the same worry. I contacted the manufacturer and wanking is def on the table.
The table is amateur hour. I want to be wanked on the sex swing. Can it accommodate?
It will literally finger-blast your anus without yiu asking.
Yea… I think we can swing a sex swing.
Man, renting one seems actually fun. I would send it on the roof to clean shingles and send it up trees. My basement flooded, good luck down there