Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days agoDefeated Republican ‘claims not even Jesus could have won his midterms race’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up129
arrow-up129external-linkDefeated Republican ‘claims not even Jesus could have won his midterms race’www.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·9 days agoWhy not? Jesus would have ran on a progressive platform, he’d have easily been a part of the blue wave… If they meant “Jesus wouldn’t win as a Republican”, fucking obviously, he would never have made it out the primary in the first place.
minus-squaredriftwood@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 days agoHe would have already been kidnapped and human trafficked to a ‘third country’, well before he could think about running for office lmao.
Why not?
Jesus would have ran on a progressive platform, he’d have easily been a part of the blue wave…
If they meant “Jesus wouldn’t win as a Republican”, fucking obviously, he would never have made it out the primary in the first place.
He would have already been kidnapped and human trafficked to a ‘third country’, well before he could think about running for office lmao.