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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

heard! now do the floor splatter....

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heard! now do the floor splatter....

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t get this, are you just so entitled or would you prefer he pees while the sit is down so it becames filthy?

    Anyway, the solution is clear: normalize to sit to pee dammit

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      I think the joke is just “haha wife/husband bad”, which doesn’t really scan with our generation

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      But I don’t always want to sit to pee. I prefer standing up unless I’m tired or hung over.

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        the clear solution is to drink more

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          Well, clear-er anyway.

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        Cool, then you clean the room.

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          I’m a grown man, of course I clean the bathroom. And sometimes my wife does too, because we share the chores like grown people who aren’t afraid of a bit of urine while cleaning.

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