slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoheard! now do the floor splatter....lemmy.caimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1281
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minus-squareAxolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoI don’t get this, are you just so entitled or would you prefer he pees while the sit is down so it becames filthy? Anyway, the solution is clear: normalize to sit to pee dammit
minus-squareZos_Kia@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoI think the joke is just “haha wife/husband bad”, which doesn’t really scan with our generation
minus-squareMBech@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoBut I don’t always want to sit to pee. I prefer standing up unless I’m tired or hung over.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agothe clear solution is to drink more
minus-squareMBech@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoI’m a grown man, of course I clean the bathroom. And sometimes my wife does too, because we share the chores like grown people who aren’t afraid of a bit of urine while cleaning.
I don’t get this, are you just so entitled or would you prefer he pees while the sit is down so it becames filthy?
Anyway, the solution is clear: normalize to sit to pee dammit
I think the joke is just “haha wife/husband bad”, which doesn’t really scan with our generation
But I don’t always want to sit to pee. I prefer standing up unless I’m tired or hung over.
the clear solution is to drink more
Well, clear-er anyway.
Cool, then you clean the room.
I’m a grown man, of course I clean the bathroom. And sometimes my wife does too, because we share the chores like grown people who aren’t afraid of a bit of urine while cleaning.