Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
If you like my storytelling that much I’ve also got some lovely artisanal D&D/FR/BG3-flavored tentacle smut (lol I’m +30k words in and haven’t actually gotten to the smut yet). I finished the last three chapters just as the archive went down and am SO salty about it.
Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.
You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.
Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
That is a great story.
If you like my storytelling that much I’ve also got some lovely artisanal D&D/FR/BG3-flavored tentacle smut (lol I’m +30k words in and haven’t actually gotten to the smut yet). I finished the last three chapters just as the archive went down and am SO salty about it.
Well, I have to admit, there was as much surprise for me in your reply as there was in your original comment!
I absolutely did not expect that.