Stop Lyin’ first off, You might be movie newborn, but you don’t get that perfect around head and attentive stares for quite a while
r/lies foiled again
Also looks like the neck is lifting the head, which can be possible for a newborn, but not to the degree in the picture.
Eye contact, social, almost smirking expression. Deliberate smiles like that take about 6–8 weeks. Newborns tend to look squished and red, with puffy eyelids and unfocused eyes. The eyes look clear and coordinated rather than wandering, and the swaddle sleep sack is common through roughly the first 3–4 months, before rolling over, which usually ends swaddling.
Climb back in. It’s terrible out here.
Quick, before the portal closes!
Go back in.
Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
Sorry, it’s too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.
If they want to live in Stockholm when they reach their 30s they’ll have to get in a queue today.
That’s your first mistake right over here
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
Looks real to me. We’re programmed to see babies as cute, because that’s good for our survival.
Or rather we descended from those who saw them as cute because it was good for theirs
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn’t resolved soon, that’s going to become everyone’s problem.
Crawl back in, it’s shit out here
Secure your water.
Thanks Stilgar.
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”
― Mark Twain
See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.
