Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1264
arrow-up1264image"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 day agoTo the baby: “Excellent vintage. You’ll want to make sure those nips aerate before enjoying so they are fully erect.”
minus-squareSkunk [any]@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 day agoPSA: Don’t let mother’s milk turn vintage
To the baby: “Excellent vintage. You’ll want to make sure those nips aerate before enjoying so they are fully erect.”
PSA: Don’t let mother’s milk turn vintage
Shaken, not stirred