Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1264
arrow-up1264image"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·22 hours agoAnd chill and decant if they’re fancy. Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-222 hours agoThe absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 hours agoI almost want to do it now. Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoNo need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-220 hours agoI’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.
minus-squarePatrikvo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoA charge to cork it and one to de-cork.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoThat’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
And chill and decant if they’re fancy.
Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
The absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.
I almost want to do it now.
Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
No need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.
I’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.
A charge to cork it and one to de-cork.
That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.