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    12 hours ago

    *A giant green question mark emblazoned over the decapitated body*
    Batman: Hrmm. No pulse.
    Gordon:: It looks like it’s the Rid-
    Batman: Let’s not jump to any conclusions, Commissioner!
    *Riddler drives past, frisbee’s a business card with his home address on it. Batman catches it without looking*
    Batman: I’ll need to take this to the billion-dollar crime lab built under my ma- uh, bat cave.
    Gordon: This city owes you so much, Batman.
    Batman: I know.