For anyone like me whose bullshit detector calibration is off from the past 10 years of crazy, this is indeed a real tweet from the official White House Twitter account.
This timeline is fucked and I’m done with it.
Me too Morty, let’s get out of here
My guy. The crazy shit hasn’t started yet. This will be the darkest decade of your life. So much unnecessary suffering…
“So far”
Oh it’s about tariffs
Do not ingest their poison, block and ignore weaponized stupidity. Come back in 4 years. Stupid will burn itself out.
You’re more hopeful than you’ve been given any reason to be to assume this will be over in 4 years.
Your complacency is their enforcement mechanism.
It is an international perspective. That country is burned out, board up the door and windows leading up there. Nobody needs to go, trade, or talk to them, they’re done. It’s like they’re not there anymore. Life needs to go on without them, it’s over. Maybe in 4 years, in the unlikely event that there are still elections, they will gets their shit together, but for now, lock the door to the asylum and throw away the key into the drawer of garbage.
