My body realized that I can’t afford as much food anymore so it adapted
I can still eat a medium pizza to myself. A friend I have split a large pizza, with our own appetizers.
I have been accused of having 2 hollow legs and a tapeworm, repeatedly. Not in separate incidents either.
Give unto me your power. and also your pizza. I am hungry.
Leave my god damn pizza alone if you know what’s good for you.
I was told we only get one metabolism, and it isn’t swapable for non-OEM models. Sorry, but your only option is a full overhaul…
More like “Me eating one slice of pizza now as I get older and my lactose intolerance worsens: TIME TO SHIT THE TOILET IN HALF AND REPAINT THE BATHROOM WALLS”
I found the lactose intolerance slightly lessened recently by eating probiotics.
My normal attempts of telling my guts I am in charge of what we eat did not pan out. As much as I tried.
Whoa, I don’t remember Kylo Ren saying that
I may have downloaded a German porn version of Star Wars. Everyone else reacted as poorly as I did online so idk I thought everyone’s was like that.
