• HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I can still eat a medium pizza to myself. A friend I have split a large pizza, with our own appetizers.

    I have been accused of having 2 hollow legs and a tapeworm, repeatedly. Not in separate incidents either.

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        19 hours ago

        Leave my god damn pizza alone if you know what’s good for you.

        I was told we only get one metabolism, and it isn’t swapable for non-OEM models. Sorry, but your only option is a full overhaul…