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minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 months agoTwo men who wronged me are now dead. For legal reasons I have to mention that the men died of natural causes. Buried under natural soil, I’ve heard.
minus-square[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoIts fine, you were hunting and they just happened to run into the bullets. Not Guilty!
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months ago“I’m sorry officer, he just kept running onto my knife 27 times in a row.”
minus-square[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoParamedic: “27 knife injuries? We can fix’im with -28 stab wounds!”
Two men who wronged me are now dead.
For legal reasons I have to mention that the men died of natural causes. Buried under natural soil, I’ve heard.
Its fine, you were hunting and they just happened to run into the bullets. Not Guilty!
“I’m sorry officer, he just kept running onto my knife 27 times in a row.”
Paramedic: “27 knife injuries? We can fix’im with -28 stab wounds!”