• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Heresy! The staff should assign the initial wave of guests to EVEN numbered rooms with a dark chocolate on their pillow. Future assignments must be to 4n+1, 8n+3, 16n+5…

    Your heretical tyrany of the highest order will be purged. Only the pure must survive.