• fishy@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    Sorry to tell you this, but your mouth is fucking broken.

    (I really don’t care what you eat, but that sounds awful lol)

    • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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      1 day ago

      What mayonnaise do you people eat that what he described sounds awful…? My mayonnaise is so good I could eat it by the spoonful!

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        16 hours ago

        Just because it tastes good doesn’t mean you want to eat it on crackers. I like ketchup with french fries, but I’m not going to spread ketchup on a cracker.

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          16 hours ago

          Hmmm… Maybe it’s a regional thing, where “cracker” means something else than it means here, where I’m at.

          To me, a “cracker” is salty and crunchy and would be great with some mayo.