Even during my most hormonal teenage days I did not wank 15 times a day. This is obviously a joke.
Thanks for telling us a joke is a joke
Not a joke. You just failed to give it your best effort
15 times each day is crazy
Yeah, who has that level of restraint?
The key is spacing. Spacing the intervals out to allow new fresh loads to build up
IKR, those are rookie numbers.
You just proved that you’re a pathetic gooner
I’m offended sir. Gooners don’t finish. I am a finisher.
my work laptop looks like a Jackson Pollock. I don’t envy the IT guy who gets this device when I’m done defiling it.
I once saw my camera light come on mid stroke and maintained eye contact with it until the light went off.
If I am Gooner, sir, you are a cuck.
I mean, I’ve done this a good while. Not 15+ times a day, but brushing teeth once and the other one like once or twice a day. Depression is a bitch.
Hey, brushing at least once a day while depressed is still an accomplishment.
I also don’t think there’s any reason to brush in the morning unless you already ate breakfast. The habit of brushing your teeth first thing after getting up is all about getting rid of morning breath. And I’m perpetually single, so I don’t care.
I would like to get into the habit of brushing after breakfast before I leave the apartment for the day, though.
15? Rookie numbers :3
