Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF

Yes. Try it. And if you are in the northern hemisphere you still have lots of hours of sunlight. Let you naked ass proudly point at the Sun.

And the sun also burns away the pesky hair about the anus.

what do you think is the average age is of those who spend regular time in this specific group?

Once did a behind the scenes Disney tour and saw a young short woman in a Mickey costume. In one hand she was holding the Mickey head which she removed and a cigarette in the other hand

I think they opened sardine cans

Did you notice the date on it?

yes

I post funny stuff about males and females. Some people incorrectly think I “hate” or “dislike” females, wives, GF’s etc. Funny in one’s perception has no deeper meaning.

that would be my guess too

good point. A kid in college today wouldn’t be able to write as clearly as she did. And yes the decline is by design because clueless people are easier to control. And you can get them to believe any lie even when it totally contradicts reality

Mine is great. The only issue is when someone she doesn’t know comes in the house she likes to bite their ankles. So she is always held or put in a restricted area.

I wonder just what her thoughts were on how to “reduce” tension

You’re slipping

funny

Nope. This was 20 years ago and the show was still in first run production

It was a kid’s show named “wishbone” on PBS. Could never understand why a group of beer drinking guys would be watching it

It has to be a creepy vipe. You are not blood related but you screw a step-siblings

Been waiting for a fellow dirty mind to make this comment

I think most of those scenarios end with the applicant bent over that couch receiving it doggy