Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoNo fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminatidiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1126
arrow-up1126imageNo fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminatidiscuss.tchncs.deZaphod@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 hours agoWhy would I want to join them? They’ve done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!
minus-squareTigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoYou should join them to do a better job
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoStep 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you’re going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
minus-squareTigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoTell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.
Why would I want to join them? They’ve done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!
You should join them to do a better job
Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you’re going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.