“My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody”.

I can’t recall the author of such an astute remark.

I do recall making my own version in relation to going to the local county fair.

“My main goal is to get a funnel cake and not share it with nobody”.

Cause people always be like "let me have a bite. ". No. It’s mine. Fuck off. Go stand in line for 15 min in direct sunlight.