Unhand me, rizzless jive-turkey!
Laszlo Cravensworth
Literally can’t read that name without the voice.
Randall Munroe is a time traveler.
Don’t even have to click it to know which is it.
Randall Munroe is omnicient.
You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!
gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something
Alternatively: vampires who still don’t know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.
“I’m carrying this team like the beast with two backs”
“Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth”
“She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships”
“If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn’t eat lost children”
“I’m having a cyclops blindingly good time!”
Typical Malkavian
My penis is bleeding. 😉
My eyes are bleeding
Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.
