Almost seems like trading in foreign stock is a conflict of interest. But then again, I take the more “extreme” position that politicians shouldn’t be trading at all. So maybe my opinion is biased.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Well, it’s certainly not rain.

I kinda assumed people would stay with their land, so now that Florida shares a border with China, I’m imagining Chinese news outlets reporting all kinds of “Florida man” stories.

To me, it looks like Hawaii didn’t move, and that New Zealand and Japan swapped places. Admittedly, that could be speculative. There’s a good chance that New Zealand doesn’t exist, because a lot of maps don’t show it.

Probably the most concerning thing is that they flipped Africa. That comes with a lot negative implications for it’s 1.5B human residents, even if they got adequate forewarning and the process was slow and gentle.

At a glance, I don’t imagine most countries would benefit from this, but I am genuinely curious what your counterpoint is.

A lot of countries got a raw deal here, but hats off to China. Florida is your problem now.

I, for one, support the concept of ranked, competitive frolicking as a spectator sport.

“How’s your fantasy frolicking team doing?”

“Not bad, but Heidi is out with an ankle sprain from some slippery rocks near that brook.”

“Man, I hear that. I nearly lost my mind when River got taken out by that gopher hole. Thankfully Percival got off the DL last week.”

“Damn. I wish I had picked Percival. I remember the playoffs. They were in overtime when he skip-kicked that dandelion and it went like, BOOSH, scattering seeds to the wind. I must’ve watched the slow-mo replay a dozen times.”

The 'sup-howdy axis?

It’s not terrible. They have a huge supply of weights, albeit not much variety in size. Management gets a bit fighty if you don’t put them back, though.

“Clever girl.”

Why’s everyone acting like they’ve never seen a 24-hour gym and bank before?

That might be the best one so far.

That would be an interesting one. I don’t think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it’s own, but MacGyver wore it best.

This makes me think I’d enjoy a Beauty and the Beast movie set in Mongolia with this guy as Gaston’s character, but renamed “Galdan.”

Really looking forward to his version of Gaston’s song featuring, yurts, archery, yaks, mare’s milk, etc.