Wants snoot boops, belly rubs and cuddles (they cuddle you back with their fins)
Wants to rape your assAt least it has the courtesy of having an extra hole for you to get back at it with.
The only other animal with a more messed up dichotomy is a hippo.

As someone who loves dogs more than humans, I see no difference.
It’s a classic meme to show a contrast between things, but we never see the other picture of the dog ancestor creeping up to the fire submissively with its tail down, begging the nice humans for a bit of meat from their food. Would I trust it as far as domesticated dogs, hell no. But they had their “cute” side at some point, otherwise we would have never formed a bond.
Is that supposed to be a dog ancestor?
I’m pretty sure it’s the Werewolf from “An American Werewolf In London” from 1981. (Still one of the best Werewolf movies out there)
I guess it’s supposed to be a werewolf technically. To ancient man though, a big hungry wolf would seem as much.
I like them both equally. I’m just concerned because one day dolphins will wisen up and figure out we are the root of all their problems.









