Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1147file-text
arrow-up1147message-squareWhat's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBootLoop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 days agoI don’t look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face
minus-squarehockeyboss77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoThe joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoI’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoTook me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol
minus-squarePringles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoAdmittedly a much better joke though. Sorry OP
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoThis is c/DadJokes though…
I don’t look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face
The joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Oh that’s good too!
Took me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol
Admittedly a much better joke though. Sorry OP
This is c/DadJokes though…
Maybe Uncle Jokes
Depends who your dad is.
Or daddy