• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Also, in the Apocrypha, childhood Jesus turned a kid he didn’t like into a tree. Quite possibly… a fig tree.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      Jesus:i cast curse

      DM: roll to hit

      Jesus: nevermind i cast true polymorph

      DM: at?

      Jesus: that pesky SOB over there

      DM: the eight year old?

      Jesus: well now he’s a fig tree.

      DM: Jesus, dude…

      Jesus: I cast curse on the tree