• makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    2nd pro tip:

    If you’ve never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out

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      2 days ago

      Yeah if someone’s got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.

      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        Nah if someone is pointing a gun at me, i start acting deranged. Threaten their family, tell them im going to shit in my hand and throw it at them, etc. Getting shot is way cheaper than my monthly therapy bill.