• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    23 hours ago

    Former heavyweight boxer checking in.

    DON’T FUCKING TRY THIS!!!

    I got held up at gunpoint once, you know what I did? Put up my hands up and let them run my pockets. I just got home and left my cell in my car, they got a few dollars out my wallet. But the cards were cancelled before their taillights were gone.

    Didn’t be a badass. You ain’t the chosen one. No matter how big and bad you think you might be, even a small .22lr gun will kill you.

    What’s funny is I had a decent knock off ulysse nardin maxi marine they didn’t touch. Even though it was a knock off, it was worth at least ten times the ~$20 I had in my wallet.