Everyone on Earth owes me $50, and it’s opt out to not have to pay me.
This post serves as warning and notice.
I’ll collect in 30 days unless a lemmy account is created and requests to opt out by providing your identifying and bank info.
i hope i am not too late to opt out, i didn’t get the notice since you’re not legally obliged to inform me in any way. my bad
i opt out
bank number 198420 fullname Willy Wallace Wankerson… also i don’t have 50$ to pay, please don’t charge me more for not being able to pay, even though it was my fault for not replying in time (as stated in your post and upheld-until-paid-to-be-considered-otherwise in court.)
There’s actually a failed payment fee of $100, I’m very sorry
you’d love the homeless guy’s speech in the cellar from Madwoman of Chailott (1969) btw
I will look out for that one
I’d like to opt out my dna id is gtacattacaggaga and my bank account is 314159
I would like to opt out.
My bank account number is 12345, the same as the combination on my luggage.
You have been opted out.


